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I was vegan for two weeks. It was impulsive: I’d read Gandhi’s autobiography, felt guilty that I never did anything moral with my life, and decided I would try to not eat animal products. It didn’t last long because when it comes to food I have the willpower of a German…

Maybe other people have experiences that differ from yours

I hear a shit-ton of vegans whining “omg society is so mean” but when asked what horrible crimes were inflicted on them, they tend to say things like “My family serves meat with every dinner, and then have the audacity to say it tastes good in front of me!” or “Someone dared to ask if I was still eating healthy, caring about my personal health is oppression, they clearly thought vegans couldn’t be healthy!” 

One of my friends-of-friends, on a houseboat trip, came onto this houseboat for the entire weekend and utterly failed to inform the host or any of the other guests of her veganism. That in itself isn’t bad, just kind of an oversight, but her decison upon realizing this was, instead of driving down to the store and buying vegan food, she’d just eat everyone’s hamburger buns. So no one else was having any hamburger buns that weekend, basically. (She was also the one who was under the impression that if you didn’t eat vegetables you would literally die, I have no idea how you live to be 20 years old and fail to learn that humans can do perfectly fine without vegetables.)

Now, I’m not saying it’s never happened to any vegan, anywhere. I’m just saying that, in the majority of cases, it seems to be an “oppression” based on imagined slights. I also ridicule the vegans who say they’re vegans for moral reasons, because it’s just this huge epitomy of logical process failure. Because they’ll still be driving cars run on oil that both leads to horrible Middle Eastern situations and ruins the environment, as well as killing countless sea life in the Gulf recently. 

I’m sorry, I have no problem with vegans, but when they get preachy or oppression-complex-y (as in the above article), it’s just this huge ridiculous fallacy in every way. 

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    THIS. RIGHT ON, MAN. RIGHT. FUCKING. ON.
  2. mmhungryhungryhippies reblogged this from collegehumor and added:
    So very well put. “Promote what you love, rather than bashing what you hate”
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    yeah, leave us alone.
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    Story of my life
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    yes.
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    people in general are retarded when it comes to everything.
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    I hear a shit-ton of vegans whining “omg society is so mean” but when asked what horrible crimes were inflicted on them,...
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    Maybe other people have experiences that differ from yours
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    Unfortunately accurate. I got all kinds of shit for being a vegetarian throughout high school regardless of it being my...
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